Every Substitute Teacher Ever

  • Published: 02 December 2019
  • Your teacher called in sick, but don’t worry— there’s always a Bill Nye video on deck. This is EVERY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EVER!

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    Ian Hecox // instagram.com/ianhecox/
    Courtney Miller // instagram.com/co_mill/
    Shayne Topp // instagram.com/shaynetopp/
    Damien Haas // instagram.com/damienhaas/
    Vanessa Merrell // instagram.com/vanessamerrell/
    Veronica Merrell // instagram.com/veronicamerrell/
    Garrett Palm // instagram.com/gpalm79/

    Director: Ryan Todd
    Writers: Shayne Topp, Damien Haas & Ryan Finnerty
    Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
    Production Manager: Margo McHugh
    Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
    1st AD: David Gutel
    DP: Billy Yates
    Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
    1st AC: Jacqi Jones
    DIT: Matt Duran
    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
    Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
    Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
    Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
    Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
    Script Supervisor: Eddie Vigil V
    Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
    Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
    Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
    Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
    Grip: Jonathan Na
    Key PA: Austin Barrett
    Editor: Mike Small
    Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
    GFX: Brittany Metz
    Content Manager: Kiana Parker
    IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
    Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona

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Comments • 5 620

  • Carson C
    Carson C  2 minutes back

    “Abandon your god” is the best improved line Damien has ever said

    • Giorno Giovanna
      Giorno Giovanna  1 hours back


      • CK-was-HERE
        CK-was-HERE  2 hours back

        Who here wants to see Mr. Grub take on Courtney Freak’n Miller? Face off of the century!!!

        • CK-was-HERE
          CK-was-HERE  2 hours back

          Oh my gosh...

          • Sean Yang
            Sean Yang  2 hours back

            9:23 merrel twins in the back ground

            • weird skits
              weird skits  2 hours back

              mr grub is strict as @#&%

              • Lone Kpopper
                Lone Kpopper  3 hours back

                “Abandon your God!” Got me 😂 😂
                Freakin Damien 😂

                • Itz_Shadow_Blaze /Yt_Marz

                  5:00 lol

                  • itzz.llammaazz
                    itzz.llammaazz  4 hours back

                    NO VAPING MISSY

                    It's a inhaler!

                    I DONT CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT
                    -Mr Grubb 2019

                    • Kevin Sarow Jr
                      Kevin Sarow Jr  5 hours back

                      They were teaching Gatsby in ballingers class

                      • Olyn Bass
                        Olyn Bass  5 hours back

                        Why Ian sound like a Sim who's favorite letter is b?

                        • Joshua Hauff
                          Joshua Hauff  6 hours back

                          Quite possibly the best SMOSH video to date! Definitely Top 5 (no, I won't give you a list)

                          • Kyle Donart
                            Kyle Donart  6 hours back

                            "Abandon your GOD!"

                            • Kyle Donart
                              Kyle Donart  6 hours back

                              The Merrell Twins keep sneaking in to Smosh vids. The game is afoot!

                              • Limelazar
                                Limelazar  6 hours back

                                Mr. grub: YOU RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOUR TALKING

                                Shayne: *raises hand*

                                Mr.grub: PUt YoUR hANd baCK DoWn

                                • BRYAN AND ANDY
                                  BRYAN AND ANDY  7 hours back

                                  I like how courtney's beanie says weirdo during clips of mr.grub

                                  • Jing YEET
                                    Jing YEET  8 hours back


                                    Ian: *I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome*

                                    • Lior MAZGAONKAR
                                      Lior MAZGAONKAR  8 hours back

                                      2:34 who understands what he is saying

                                      • Kopapai
                                        Kopapai  9 hours back

                                        Mr Grub is hilarious

                                        • Brayden Hill
                                          Brayden Hill  9 hours back

                                          Why did the Camera zoom in on the guy at 11:39

                                          • NinjaGamer07XD
                                            NinjaGamer07XD  10 hours back

                                            I’d wear supreme

                                            • The Random Generator -Minecraft & Scps

                                              Mr. Grub: ABANDON YOUR GOD

                                              • bleep bleep
                                                bleep bleep  10 hours back

                                                *whos the jokester*

                                                • Tyler Durden
                                                  Tyler Durden  10 hours back

                                                  This outtakes could have been in the normal Video 👍👍😂😂

                                                  • Tyler Durden
                                                    Tyler Durden  11 hours back

                                                    3:30 😂🤣😂🤣

                                                    • yeetis fetus
                                                      yeetis fetus  11 hours back

                                                      uHM WHY DID I NOT REALIZE THE MERREL TWINS BEHIND THEM IN CLASSROOM WTF

                                                      • Mia Andreatta
                                                        Mia Andreatta  11 hours back

                                                        When Damien started to practically recite the Call of Cthulhu I lost it

                                                        • FBI Agent
                                                          FBI Agent  11 hours back

                                                          Courtney: My names Jessica- Damian: ITS TIFFANY NOW

                                                          • Gadi Family
                                                            Gadi Family  11 hours back

                                                            I spotted the Merrell twins!! 4:52

                                                            • Uncle
                                                              Uncle  12 hours back

                                                              My teacher looks like an alcoholic

                                                              • e h
                                                                e h  12 hours back

                                                                The outtakes of Mr.Grub give me Life

                                                                • Lubix Titan
                                                                  Lubix Titan  13 hours back

                                                                  Principal Palm looks like Ryan crramer

                                                                  • Lillian Roberson
                                                                    Lillian Roberson  13 hours back

                                                                    Lol the birds work for the bourgeoisie

                                                                    • Omar Madrigal
                                                                      Omar Madrigal  13 hours back

                                                                      Me grub could be from the Military

                                                                      • The overrated goalkeeper army

                                                                        6:30 I make the same face as Shane when I realise I forgot to charge my phone in at night 🤣

                                                                        • Teardrop99.3 Errors
                                                                          Teardrop99.3 Errors  13 hours back

                                                                          Lets face it: the principal only wants boring substitute teachers

                                                                          • itzz.llammaazz
                                                                            itzz.llammaazz  14 hours back

                                                                            2:34 WAS THAT A BAG OF RAISINS?!?!?

                                                                            • User_0510
                                                                              User_0510  14 hours back

                                                                              13:35 is when your playing sims and the teacher sim lost the students

                                                                              • ChunkyKong64
                                                                                ChunkyKong64  15 hours back

                                                                                I would love the first one tho

                                                                                • Blaze Rooster
                                                                                  Blaze Rooster  15 hours back

                                                                                  Every kid ever?

                                                                                  • Armaan Sandhu
                                                                                    Armaan Sandhu  15 hours back

                                                                                    I was expecting a "farty" reference

                                                                                    • the dylan army
                                                                                      the dylan army  15 hours back

                                                                                      10:47 I just became cortny frekin miler 11:41 abandone your god

                                                                                      • Andrew Nehme
                                                                                        Andrew Nehme  16 hours back

                                                                                        Courtney: Can you write that down
                                                                                        Ian: Bähp
                                                                                        Also Ian: (Writes in gibberish and mumbles nonsense with his mouth)
                                                                                        Courtney: Is this gonna be another test
                                                                                        Ian: Oh! Bähp!
                                                                                        Everyone: (sighing & aaawing in a high voice)

                                                                                        • Alice 1o1
                                                                                          Alice 1o1  16 hours back

                                                                                          2:42 who saw Roni and nessa from the Merrell twins?

                                                                                          • Anime energy
                                                                                            Anime energy  18 hours back

                                                                                            Wow this video is sooo long

                                                                                            • Courtney Beaudoin
                                                                                              Courtney Beaudoin  18 hours back

                                                                                              0:43 yo he did the clock hands

                                                                                              • Nicholas Burwell
                                                                                                Nicholas Burwell  1 days back


                                                                                                • Kid Austin
                                                                                                  Kid Austin  1 days back

                                                                                                  Damien‘s face tho 6:12